De :  Maria

Date :  Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001  0:25

Objet :  more English....why not !

So Rolland...listen, read...what do you think of these limericks, are 

they nearly authentic or what????? I tried (and I emphasize TRIED!)to 

do a aabba/ 88558 (I shall try a 6969 another time...call it a German 

limerick after Irish and French limericks have been published with 

own rules )

There was a nice man from France

Who never really had a chance

              He played the lotto

              With his friend Otto

But they not only lost their pants

So they consumed several beers

And lost suddenly all their fears

              They jumped off a bridge

             Cause they were not rich

They should have married Britney Spears

Whoops they really did it again

They made love to Cathy-Elaine

       A threesome – not bad

       But she got very mad

And wanted to drive them insane

But there was no need to do that

Cause Otto died of too much fat

       And the French…alors

       He wanted no more

And put on his French beret hat

So Cathy-Elaine was alone

And wanted to pick up her phone

      To resume with phone sex

      With her old friend Alex

Who was a mate of Al Capone..…..

But she changed her mind very quick

Cause she started to become sick

          When thinking of him

          Married to poor Kim

This is the end of the limerick

Bon weekend

Maria