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De : ZeBathLeurre
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 18:01
Objet : plus on est de fous...
J'ai la joie et l'honneur d'accueillir parmi nous un nouveau Zavatar !
Bienvenue à toi :
youri.piedbois !
Que la fête continue !
Ze Bath Leurre
>
De : carporam
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 17:48
Objet : Re: [CirqueZavatars] Par ici, la bique !
:-))))))))))
Encore!!!!!!!!!
----- Original Message -----
From: Michel Tournon
To: CirqueZavatars
Sent: Sunday, November 04, 2001 6:37 PM
Subject: [CirqueZavatars] Par ici, la bique !
> Il convoitait la fosse à purin du voisin,
> Mais ne savait qu'offrir pour ce petit terrain ;
> Il donna cent chèvres et ce règlement caprin
> Convint au proprio qui lui serra la main.
> L'adage est vérifié : pour cent biques, t'as purin !
>
> Michel
De : carporam
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 17:48
Objet : Re: [CirqueZavatars] Limerick a la german :-))))
Sorry, but i have not seen red color or something like that...
Est-ce grave, docteur ?
LOIC
----- Original Message -----
From: Rolland
To: CirqueZavatars
Sent: Sunday, November 04, 2001 11:44 AM
Subject: [CirqueZavatars] Limerick a la german :-))))
reponse en ROUGE ...
Message : 9
Date : Sun, 04 Nov 2001 00:25:32 -0000
De : Maria.
Objet : more English....why not!
So Rolland...listen, read...what do you think of these limericks, are
they nearly authentic or what????? I tried (and I emphasize TRIED!)to
do a aabba/ 88558 (I shall try a 6969 no Maria you got the positions wrong
its 99669 try again i am sure Bathe, JM, Audrey, Another one, will be ready
to help another time...call it a German
limerick after Irish and French limericks have been published with
own rules )
I find the whole serie quite shakspearien
There was a nice man from France
Who never really had a chance
He played the lotto
With his friend Otto
But they not only lost their pants
So they consumed several beers
And lost suddenly all their fears
They jumped off a bridge
Cause they were not rich
They should have married Britney Spears
Whoops they really did it again
They made love to Cathy-Elaine
A threesome - not bad
But she got very mad
And wanted to drive them insane
But there was no need to do that
Cause Otto died of too much fat
And the French.alors
He wanted no more
And put on his French beret hat
So Cathy-Elaine was alone
And wanted to pick up her phone
To resume with phone sex
With her old friend Alex
Who was a mate of Al Capone.....
But she changed her mind very quick
Cause she started to become sick
When thinking of him
Married to poor Kim
This is the end of the limerick
Bon weekend
Well I wondered all along where the missing foot was...
So I am sorry but you will have to redo all that "en prenant ton pied" in
French in the text and by asking help to the above mentionned person and
maybe trying to fill the vacancy for "Another One".
:-))))
Its the Limerick Rule
Maria
Amities,
Rolland
De : Michel Tournon
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 17:37
Objet : Par ici, la bique !
Il convoitait la fosse à purin du voisin,
Mais ne savait qu'offrir pour ce petit terrain ;
Il donna cent chèvres et ce règlement caprin
Convint au proprio qui lui serra la main.
L'adage est vérifié : pour cent biques, t'as purin !
Michel
De : Michel Tournon
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 16:58
Objet : Enfant de la balle
Monsieur le comte possède une grande plantation,
On y cultive depuis longtemps du coton,
Les balles restent dehors en toutes saisons,
Sauf évidemment lors des fêtes de Noël :
Quand il fait froid, on met les balles du comte hors gel !
Michel
De : JMF
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 15:53
Objet : Houlàlà ...
M'est avis qu'y a pas qu'moi qu'a exabusé du tutu hier soir... Pour
la traduc du paquet de limericks de Maria (putain, ils sonnent bien,
ce sera pour un peu plus tard, mais j'ai des poteaux chez moi pour
l'instant).
JMF
De : LCM
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 15:39
Objet : Re: [CirqueZavatars] Les voyages forment la jeunette
Encore un Limerick à peu de dollars
Un tyran nommé Camille Saint Saens
"Réponds à ton maître", "Oui Säens"
"Les voyages nous forment","Oui Saens"
"Ainsi sous tous rapports"
"Abusons des transports"
"Le va-et-vient hâte l'âge" "Oui Saens !"
Luc
De : Ze Bath Leurre
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 15:29
Objet : Re: more English....why not !
--- Dans CirqueZavatars, Maria a écrit
> ... what do you think of these limericks, are
> they nearly authentic or what?????
>
I think que c'est very chouette... but j'ai pas tout understood !
I'm Alfred about that !!
JMF... un peu d'heures supp ? pour nous translater la substantific
moelle de ces limericks ?
à later !
Ze Bath Leurre
> ahhhhh William
> j'expire !
De : Rolland
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 10:44
Objet : Limerick a la german :-))))
réponse en ROUGE ...
Message : 9
Date : Sun, 04 Nov 2001 00:25:32 -0000
De : Maria
Objet : more English....why not!
So Rolland...listen, read...what do you think of these limericks, are
they nearly authentic or what????? I tried (and I emphasize TRIED!)to
do a aabba/ 88558 (I shall try a 6969 no Maria you got the positions wrong its
99669 try again i am sure Bathe, JM, Audrey, Another one, will be ready to help
another time...call it a German
limerick after Irish and French limericks have been published with
own rules )
I find the whole serie quite shakspearien
There was a nice man from France
Who never really had a chance
He played the lotto
With his friend Otto
But they not only lost their pants
So they consumed several beers
And lost suddenly all their fears
They jumped off a bridge
Cause they were not rich
They should have married Britney Spears
Whoops they really did it again
They made love to Cathy-Elaine
A threesome - not bad
But she got very mad
And wanted to drive them insane
But there was no need to do that
Cause Otto died of too much fat
And the French.alors
He wanted no more
And put on his French beret hat
So Cathy-Elaine was alone
And wanted to pick up her phone
To resume with phone sex
With her old friend Alex
Who was a mate of Al Capone.....
But she changed her mind very quick
Cause she started to become sick
When thinking of him
Married to poor Kim
This is the end of the limerick
Bon weekend
Well I wondered all along where the missing foot was...
So I am sorry but you will have to redo all that "en prenant ton pied" in
French in the text and by asking help to the above mentionned person and maybe
trying to fill the vacancy for "Another One".
:-))))
Its the Limerick Rule
Maria
Amities,
Rolland
De : JMF
Date : Dimanche 4, Novembre 2001 9:35
Objet : Lendemain de la veille
Ca se mélange encore un peu d'hier, mais à part ça, ça baigne.
Ici, pour les deux limericks qui suivent, j'ai une excuse, j'étais
rond quand je les ai pondus. Les honorables membres du cirk'Zav me
diront qu'on a vu des retraits de permis pour moins que ça. Eh bien !
je me tamponne le coquillard : je ne conduis pas.
Sur ce, feu !
QUAND C'EST BLEU, C'EST PAS VERT !!!
Admettre que le bleu, c'est du vert
ou que le poulet, c'est qu'os et nerfs,
pour un Bressan, c'est fort !
Mais moi, qui suis du nord,
je veux bien si Gournay, ouais, est vert.
- - -
ATTENTION A LA PEINTURE
"Tirer sur la fresque constitue un délit
mais, vu que le tireur, le dénommé Ali,
est disposé à réparer,
bornons-nous donc à déclarer
que c'est une affaire de salve à tort d'Ali."
Et puis, je m'étonnerai encore que ma moitié a des migraines...
Allez, à toute allure.
JMF.
